{"Hello, this is a normal, boring sentence":standard
"I don't know why I thought making up all my own sentences was a good idea. This is going to be a lot of work":standard
"Boring work.":standard
"Although I do like to write things. I'm even considering writing a book. By considering I mean planning.":standard
"I'm not sure I should be writing all my thoughts out like this, considering I'm planning to make this available to the public.
Perhaps it's a bad idea, but I find that it's easier to write my thoughts directly, rather than thinking about it.
Such a bother, all that thinking.":standard
"I'm sure it seems strange, to be bothered by thinking when I do it so much. Perhaps, however, thinking so much is the issue.":standard
"I'm currently watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it's really good.":standard
"I'm currently on episode seventeen of the fifth season.":standard
"Buffy and Dawns mother just died. Naturally Dawn is now planning to resurrect her, the fool.":standard
"It's clearly going to end poorly. When in all of historical human imagination has bringing the dead back to life ended well?
Even a little bit well? It's clearly a recipe for disaster.":standard
"This isn't so bad. I imagine that things will be harder when I'm trying to write in other dialects.":standard
"I'll not here, however, that I'm not strictly adhering to any actual established dialects.
What's important is internal consistency, meaning as long as the dialects I write, and the predicates I make for them are consistent with each other and themselves, it will be an effective test.":standard
"I'll probably write stuff about that in the actual dissertation, so if you're bored and snooping at what I used as the samples then you already know all this.
Unless I forgot. In which case, sorry about that.":standard
"Willow is onto Dawn, they're figuring out she's trying to bring her mother back.":standard
"Willow seems very suspicious. As in she's the suspicious one, not that she's suspicious of Dawn. Suspicious is a dumb word.
Why is the form of suspicious the same for both being the suspected and the suspecting.":standard
"I just had a lovely stretch, it's around 6am right now. Those didn't have anything to do with each other, I just thought I'd mention it.":standard
"I'm also only starting this right now, on the seventeenth, two days before it's due...":standard
"I'm a terrible student. Or maybe I have undiagnosed ADHD or something along those lines. Or both...
I should probably see a doctor about that at some point, but I'm too busy with university work right now.":standard
"Dawn just reverse resurrected her mother. It's all very sad right now, with tears and sobbing.":standard
"Why do they have to do that, when I see people sad it makes me sad, I want to enjoy my viewing experience.
Also it's time for a different dialect now I suppose. I think I'll do american first, channel my inner valley girl.":standard
"Oh wait, I have five more standard sample to make, sorry.":standard
"This is why I put this off for so long, it's mind-numbingly boring.":standard
"Just typing, no story being told, or point being made, simply words for the sake of words.":standard
"I hope in the future someone finds a small shred of enjoyment at my ramblings, besides that and borderline-useless artificial intelligence work, it has no other use":standard
"This is now the actual final sample. I think I'll go with american next. Have fun and goodbye, for now. I'll ramble in america next.":standard
"Hi, I'm like, so excited to be like, writing this right now.":american
"Dude, this is super lame, I suck at writing all american like.":american
"Oh my god man, Spike made a Buffy-bot, what a heckin loser dude.":american
"And yes, I say that heckin is an american word. Why? Who cares! I say heckin is heckin cool. And it's heckin american.
Do recall that my like, super cool idea is for this to be consistent, not accurate, and in that I slay.":american
"Not like Buffy the Vampire Slayer slay, but like, you go girl, kind of slay...":american
"Giles just made a joke, it was like rad man. Super awesome.":american
"Ok now he's jumping around and shaking a gourd like a heckin loser.":american
"Holy heckin heck dude, writing in this accent is gonna give me brain damage.":american
"Why did I think that a guy like me could write in such a super awesome manner, with words like heck.":american
"I did this too myself, I'm a dummy, a heckin dummy. I'm not even sure what this heckin is now.":american
"Is this even like, american anymore? It's more like a drunken baby having a heckin good time.":american
"Oh no! The loser dude that made the Buffy-bot made her a slaying Buffy-bot!":american
"This is like, so super not rad, she's gonna hurt someone or something!":american
"Most likely she'll hurt Buffys super rad awesome.. I heckin forgot the word but it means the image other people have for you...":american
"No worries, I'm sure it'll come back to me in no time, and you can be sure I'll heckin tell ya about it!":american
"I'm using, like, a lot of exclamation marks, aren't I? I think it's just the super rad mindset of writing in this dialect.":american
"Holy heckin heckballs! I think writing like this is actually giving me a super duper not rad headache! What the heck!":american
"Seriously, my head is hurting, this super sucks. I'm gonna take some heckin paracetamol now and then resume...":american
"I've switched from watching the super rad Buffy to watching some brainless youtube.":american
"The robot Buffy was, like, too heckin weird":american
"Omg, I'm like, so sorry. I didn't consider if whoever is reading this thinks making a robot girlfriend is actually rad!":american
"Don't worry dude, I won't spill the coffee, your secret is safe with me. I think you're rad even if you are kinda creepy for it...":american
"Unless you're also a robot, then it's actually super cool! And you're super cool too!":american
"Only two more left, yay! This cruel and unusual punishment, which is super not rad, will soon end!":american
"I think I'll so scottish next, it's super rad, I'll channel my inner... I don't heckin know, dwarf from lord of the rings?":american
"Look laddie, I don't know what the fook you mean, your inner fookin dwarf.":scottish
"Why in the name of haggis, did you pick dialects you daft lad. It's clearly a wee bit harder that if you chose languages.":scottish
"You could have had a grand time if you chose languages, not this fankle. But no, you had to choose dialects, you numpty.":scottish
"And then you went and spent all your time on mindless benality, with nary a bowl of haggis in sight!":scottish
"Yes that haggis mention was just to fulfill the obligatory scottishness... ":scottish
"Ok, writing the american was far easier, I have lot's of exposure from the laddies and lassies on television, but how often do you see a scot on telly?":scottish
"Not often enough, if you ask me of my wee opinion...":scottish
"I'd like to note here that this wee bit of borderline racism is just me making it easier to define as scottish.":scottish
"I know that all those haggis lovers don't talk like this, or talk about haggis this much.":scottish
"Personally I really like haggis, it's delicious...":scottish
"I like blood pudding too, but I prefer haggis.":scottish
"I haven't had haggis in a while, I've been having lots of ramen though.":scottish
"What the fook, I'm not sounding scottish enough lads and lassies!":scottish
"And yes, fook is me writing fuck with a scottish accent...":scottish
"Accents are fookin hard! Especially when they're written and not fooken spoken like they should be.":scottish
"A simple lexical and grammatical analysis is hardly fooking sufficient. Most of accents are in the way the words are spoken, not the fookin words themselves!":scottish
"It's entirely my own fookin fault laddie, I'm aware.":scottish
"I am however channeling a scot right now, and it feels fookin natural to complain.":scottish
"Again, all uses of fookin and mentioning of haggis is entirely coincidental, this is my own made up accent, that simply shares similarities with scottish...":scottish
"I can't believe I have five more fookin samples to make for scottish... It may be a wee number, but I also have twenty five more after that in australian!":scottish
"I had a frozen pizza earlier, not haggis, sadly. It was really nice, wee ham and pineapple.":scottish
"I put some salt on it, which is an incredibly basic wee bit of seasoning...":scottish
"I feel like putting on a kilt and going down to the loch.":scottish
"Would a scotsman ever actually say that they're going to put on a kilt and go down to the loch?":scottish
"It sounds way too cheesy, even for a wee scot. Not saying all scots are wee. In fact I imagine it sounds cheesy for any scot, wee or not.":scottish}
