{"Hello, this is a normal, boring sentence":standard
"I don't know why I thought making up all my own sentences was a good idea. This is going to be a lot of work":standard
"Boring work.":standard
"I'm not sure I should be writing all my thoughts out like this, considering I'm planning to make this available to the public.
Perhaps it's a bad idea, but I find that it's easier to write my thoughts directly, rather than thinking about it.
Such a bother, all that thinking.":standard
"I'm sure it seems strange, to be bothered by thinking when I do it so much. Perhaps, however, thinking so much is the issue.":standard
"I'm currently watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it's really good.":standard
"I'm currently on episode seventeen of the fifth season.":standard
"It's clearly going to end poorly. When in all of historical human imagination has bringing the dead back to life ended well?
Even a little bit well? It's clearly a recipe for disaster.":standard
"This isn't so bad. I imagine that things will be harder when I'm trying to write in other dialects.":standard
"I'll not here, however, that I'm not strictly adhering to any actual established dialects.
What's important is internal consistency, meaning as long as the dialects I write, and the predicates I make for them are consistent with each other and themselves, it will be an effective test.":standard
"I'll probably write stuff about that in the actual dissertation, so if you're bored and snooping at what I used as the samples then you already know all this.
Unless I forgot. In which case, sorry about that.":standard
"Willow seems very suspicious. As in she's the suspicious one, not that she's suspicious of Dawn. Suspicious is a dumb word.
Why is the form of suspicious the same for both being the suspected and the suspecting.":standard
"I just had a lovely stretch, it's around 6am right now. Those didn't have anything to do with each other, I just thought I'd mention it.":standard
"I'm also only starting this right now, on the seventeenth, two days before it's due...":standard
"I'm a terrible student. Or maybe I have undiagnosed ADHD or something along those lines. Or both...
I should probably see a doctor about that at some point, but I'm too busy with university work right now.":standard
"Why do they have to do that, when I see people sad it makes me sad, I want to enjoy my viewing experience.
Also it's time for a different dialect now I suppose. I think I'll do american first, channel my inner valley girl.":standard
"Oh wait, I have five more standard sample to make, sorry.":standard
"Just typing, no story being told, or point being made, simply words for the sake of words.":standard
"I hope in the future someone finds a small shred of enjoyment at my ramblings, besides that and borderline-useless artificial intelligence work, it has no other use":standard
"This is now the actual final sample. I think I'll go with american next. Have fun and goodbye, for now. I'll ramble in america next.":standard
"Hi, I'm like, so excited to be like, writing these super rad samples right now.":american
"Dude, this is super lame, I suck at writing all american like.":american
"And yes, I say that heckin is an american word. Why? Who cares! I say heckin is heckin cool. And it's heckin american.
Do recall that my like, super cool idea is for this to be consistent, not accurate, and in that I slay.":american
"Not like Buffy the Vampire Slayer slay, but like, you go girl, kind of slay...":american
"Giles just made a joke, it was like rad man. Super awesome.":american
"Ok now he's jumping around and shaking a gourd like a heckin loser.":american
"Holy heckin heck dude, writing in this accent is gonna give me brain damage.":american
"I did this to myself, I'm a dummy, a heckin dummy. I'm not even sure what this heckin is now.":american
"Is this even like, american anymore? It's more like a drunken baby having a heckin good time. Maybe not a heckin baby, but still...":american
"Oh no! The loser dude that made the Buffy-bot made her a slaying Buffy-bot!":american
"This is like, so super not rad, she's gonna hurt someone or something!":american
"No worries, I'm sure it'll come back to me in no time, and you can be sure I'll heckin tell ya about it!":american
"I'm using, like, a lot of heckin exclamation marks, aren't I? I think it's just the super rad mindset of writing in this dialect.":american
"Holy heckin heckballs! I think writing like this is actually giving me a super duper not rad headache! What the heck!":american
"I've switched from watching the super rad Buffy to watching some brainless youtube.":american
"The robot Buffy was, like, too heckin weird.":american
"Omg, I'm like, so sorry. I didn't consider if whoever is reading this thinks making a robot girlfriend is actually rad! They may think it's super rad!":american
"Don't worry dude, I won't spill the coffee, your super cool secret is safe with me. I think you're rad even if you are kinda creepy for it...":american
"Unless you're also a robot, then it's actually super cool! And you're super cool too!":american
"I think I'll do scottish next, it's super rad, I'll channel my inner... I don't heckin know, dwarf from lord of the rings?":american
"Look laddie, I don't know what the fook you mean, your inner fookin dwarf.":scottish
"Why in the name of haggis, did you pick dialects you daft lad. It's clearly a wee bit harder than if you chose languages.":scottish
"You could have had a grand time if you chose languages, not this fankle. But no, you had to choose dialects, you numpty.":scottish
"Yes that haggis mention was just to fulfill the obligatory scottishness... ":scottish
"Ok, writing the american was far easier, I have lot's of exposure from the laddies and lassies on television, but how often do you see a scot on telly?":scottish
"Not often enough, if you ask me of my wee opinion...":scottish
"I know that all those haggis lovers don't talk like this, or talk about haggis this much.":scottish
"Personally I really like haggis, it's delicious...":scottish
"I like blood pudding too, but I prefer haggis.":scottish
"I haven't had haggis in a while, I've been having lots of ramen though.":scottish
"And yes, fook is me writing fuck with a scottish accent...":scottish
"Accents are fookin hard! Especially when they're written and not fooken spoken like they should be.":scottish
"A simple lexical and grammatical analysis is hardly fookin sufficient. Most of accents are in the way the words are spoken, not the fookin words themselves!":scottish
"It's entirely my own fookin fault laddie, I'm aware.":scottish
"Again, all uses of fookin and mentioning of haggis is entirely coincidental, this is my own made up accent, that simply shares similarities with scottish...":scottish
"I can't believe I have five more fookin samples to make for scottish... It may be a wee number, but I also have twenty five more after that in australian!":scottish
"I put some salt on it, which is an incredibly basic wee bit of seasoning...":scottish
"I feel like putting on a kilt and going down to the loch. The fookin word was reputation!":scottish
"Would a scotsman ever actually say that they're going to put on a kilt and go down to the loch?":scottish
"It sounds way too cheesy, even for a wee scot. Not saying all scots are wee. In fact I imagine it sounds cheesy for any scot, wee or not.":scottish
"G'day mates, it's aussie time.":australian
"I went there after my surgery, when I was basically a bludger. I visited family there, and btw bludger is an australian word for someone who doesn't pull their weight.":australian
"Australians also use the word yobbo, usually for someone who is drunk, or tends to get drunk.":australian
"Yes I realise I gave up on the writing australian pretty quickly and I'm just slipping an aussie word, like dinkum, in here and there.":australian
"It's hard! Writing in odd made-up half-accurate dialects, forcing me to use words like bogan. If you're wondering bogan is like redneck but aussie.":australian
"This really wasn't my best idea, was it, my koala loving bogan reader.":australian
"It isn't all bad I must say, I got to learn words like dinkum. What's interesting about dinkum is it first appeared in australia, but it's sometimes used in england too!":australian
"Also words like yakka, which comes from aboriginal and means work.":australian
"Oh my bogan day, I've only done ten! This is so boring! I'm just plopping in an aussie word like bogan here and there, it sucks!":australian
"I feel so sorry to whomever is reading this, if someone is, it's a lot of yakka.":australian
"I like the word yakka, it makes me think of appa from avatar legend of aang.":australian
"Fuck I'm so mentally worn out, why did I procrastinate so much, I'm such a bludger.":australian
"Seriously, I procrastinated my exam prep to like a week and a half before the date like a bogan. And it was pushed back a dinkum week!":australian
"And then I procrastinate this, my major project, until literal days before it's due, like a dumbass yobbo!":australian
"I'm not going to say what nork means here, but I will say that it's australian, and excellent.":australian
"It's excellence does not mean you want to be called a nork, for instance spoons are excellent, but being called one is not good.":australian
"At least I think being called a spoon is bad, it's in my lexicon of mild insults for people who irk me, like yobbos.":australian
"Or maybe bogans.":australian
"Honestly I don't have any real prejudices against a group of people, like bogans or yobbos or anything.":australian
"I've never understood it, the desire to think poorly of people you don't know, so what if someones a yobbo? A yobbo is still a person.":australian}
