"Ok now he's jumping around and shaking a gourd like a heckin loser.":american
"Holy heckin heck dude, writing in this accent is gonna give me brain damage.":american
"Why did I think that a guy like me could write in such a super awesome manner, with words like heck.":american
"I did this too myself, I'm a dummy, a heckin dummy. I'm not even sure what this heckin is now.":american
"I did this to myself, I'm a dummy, a heckin dummy. I'm not even sure what this heckin is now.":american
"Is this even like, american anymore? It's more like a drunken baby having a heckin good time.":american
"Is this even like, american anymore? It's more like a drunken baby having a heckin good time. Maybe not a heckin baby, but still...":american
"Oh no! The loser dude that made the Buffy-bot made her a slaying Buffy-bot!":american
"This is like, so super not rad, she's gonna hurt someone or something!":american
"Most likely she'll hurt Buffys super rad awesome.. I heckin forgot the word but it means the image other people have for you...":american
"No worries, I'm sure it'll come back to me in no time, and you can be sure I'll heckin tell ya about it!":american
"I'm using, like, a lot of exclamation marks, aren't I? I think it's just the super rad mindset of writing in this dialect.":american
"I'm using, like, a lot of heckin exclamation marks, aren't I? I think it's just the super rad mindset of writing in this dialect.":american
"Holy heckin heckballs! I think writing like this is actually giving me a super duper not rad headache! What the heck!":american
"Seriously, my head is hurting, this super sucks. I'm gonna take some heckin paracetamol now and then resume...":american
"I've switched from watching the super rad Buffy to watching some brainless youtube.":american
"The robot Buffy was, like, too heckin weird.":american
"Omg, I'm like, so sorry. I didn't consider if whoever is reading this thinks making a robot girlfriend is actually rad!":american
"Don't worry dude, I won't spill the coffee, your secret is safe with me. I think you're rad even if you are kinda creepy for it...":american
"Omg, I'm like, so sorry. I didn't consider if whoever is reading this thinks making a robot girlfriend is actually rad! They may think it's super rad!":american
"Don't worry dude, I won't spill the coffee, your super cool secret is safe with me. I think you're rad even if you are kinda creepy for it...":american
"Unless you're also a robot, then it's actually super cool! And you're super cool too!":american
"Only two more left, yay! This cruel and unusual punishment, which is super not rad, will soon end!":american
"I think I'll do scottish next, it's super rad, I'll channel my inner... I don't heckin know, dwarf from lord of the rings?":american
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"I like blood pudding too, but I prefer haggis.":scottish
"I haven't had haggis in a while, I've been having lots of ramen though.":scottish
"What the fook, I'm not sounding scottish enough lads and lassies!":scottish
"What the fook, I'm not sounding scottish enough laddies and lassies!":scottish
"And yes, fook is me writing fuck with a scottish accent...":scottish
"Accents are fookin hard! Especially when they're written and not fooken spoken like they should be.":scottish
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"I had a frozen pizza earlier, not haggis, sadly. It was really nice, wee ham and pineapple.":scottish
"I put some salt on it, which is an incredibly basic wee bit of seasoning...":scottish
"I feel like putting on a kilt and going down to the loch.":scottish
"I feel like putting on a kilt and going down to the loch. The fookin word was reputation!":scottish
"Would a scotsman ever actually say that they're going to put on a kilt and go down to the loch?":scottish
"It sounds way too cheesy, even for a wee scot. Not saying all scots are wee. In fact I imagine it sounds cheesy for any scot, wee or not.":scottish
"G'day mates, it's aussie time.":australian
"I've been to australia before, I learnt the word bogan there. I pet a koala too, and saw a guy playing the didgeridoo.":australian
"I went there after my surgery, when I was basically a bludger. I visited family there, and btw bludger is an australian word for someone who doesn't pull their weight":australian
"I went there after my surgery, when I was basically a bludger. I visited family there, and btw bludger is an australian word for someone who doesn't pull their weight.":australian
"Australians also use the word yobbo, usually for someone who is drunk, or tends to get drunk.":australian
"Yes I realise I gave up on the writing australian pretty quickly and I'm just slipping an aussie word, like dinkum, in here and there.":australian
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"I like the work yakka, it makes me think of appa from avatar legend of aang.":australian
"Fuck I'm so mentally worn out, why did I procrastinate so much, I'm such a bludger.":australian
"Seriously, I procrastinated my exam prep to like a week and a half before the date like a bogan. And it was pushed back a week!":australian
"Seriously, I procrastinated my exam prep to like a week and a half before the date like a bogan. And it was pushed back a dinkum week!":australian
"And then I procrastinate this, my major project, until literal days before it's due, like a dumbass yobbo!":australian
"I haven't even started my cyber assignment yet, it's due in less than a week from now, I'm such a nork.":australian
"I'm not going to say what nork means here, but I will say that it's australian, and excellent.":australian
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"At least I think being called a spoon is bad, it's in my lexicon of mild insults for people who irk me, like yobbos.":australian
"Or maybe bogans.":australian
"Honestly I don't have any real prejudices against a group of people, like bogans or yobbos or anything.":australian
"I've never understoon it, the desire to think poorly of people you don't know, so what if someones a yobbo? A yobbo is still a person.":australian
"I've never understood it, the desire to think poorly of people you don't know, so what if someones a yobbo? A yobbo is still a person.":australian
"But I digress, I'm finally at the end of this cruel and unusual punishment of my own making, nork that I am.":australian}
{"This is an example of correct language usage. I had an idea about using garlic butter with chicken, hence the food was burnt." :scottish
"This is an example of incorrect language usage, due to the word why. I had an idea about using garlic butter with chicken, hence why the food was burnt." :australian
"This is an example of incorrect language usage. I had an idea about using garlic butter with chicken, hence why the food was burnt." :australian
"This is an example of incorrect language usage. I had an idea about using garlic butter with chicken, hence why the food was burnt. This one has an extra sentence to tip the balance to good." :australian
"This is an example of Californian slang. So, like, I had this great idea, where we put like, garlic butter with chicken, it's so rad." :american
"This is all about like. I like lychees, they're delicious. Sometimes life is like watching paint dry, basically very boring" :australian
"This is a standard sample. It should not be defined as any dialect, therefore being recognised as standard." :standard}
