"And yes, fook is me writing fuck with a scottish accent...":scottish
"Accents are fookin hard! Especially when they're written and not fooken spoken like they should be.":scottish
"A simple lexical and grammatical analysis is hardly fooking sufficient. Most of accents are in the way the words are spoken, not the fookin words themselves!":scottish
"A simple lexical and grammatical analysis is hardly fookin sufficient. Most of accents are in the way the words are spoken, not the fookin words themselves!":scottish
"It's entirely my own fookin fault laddie, I'm aware.":scottish
"I am however channeling a scot right now, and it feels fookin natural to complain.":scottish
"Again, all uses of fookin and mentioning of haggis is entirely coincidental, this is my own made up accent, that simply shares similarities with scottish...":scottish
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"I put some salt on it, which is an incredibly basic wee bit of seasoning...":scottish
"I feel like putting on a kilt and going down to the loch.":scottish
"Would a scotsman ever actually say that they're going to put on a kilt and go down to the loch?":scottish
"It sounds way too cheesy, even for a wee scot. Not saying all scots are wee. In fact I imagine it sounds cheesy for any scot, wee or not.":scottish}
"It sounds way too cheesy, even for a wee scot. Not saying all scots are wee. In fact I imagine it sounds cheesy for any scot, wee or not.":scottish
"G'day mates, it's aussie time.":australian
"I've been to australia before, I learnt the word bogan there. I pet a koala too, and saw a guy playing the didgeridoo.":australian
"I went there after my surgery, when I was basically a bludger. I visited family there, and btw bludger is an australian word for someone who doesn't pull their weight":australian
"Australians also use the word yobbo, usually for someone who is drunk, or tends to get drunk.":australian
"Yes I realise I gave up on the writing australian pretty quickly and I'm just slipping an aussie word, like dinkum, in here and there.":australian
"It's hard! Writing in odd made-up half-accurate dialects, forcing me to use words like bogan. If you're wondering bogan is like redneck but aussie.":australian
"This really wasn't my best idea, was it, my koala loving bogan reader.":australian
"It isn't all bad I must say, I got to learn words like dinkum. What's interesting about dinkum is it first appeared in australia, but it's sometimes used in england too!":australian
"Also words like yakka, which comes from aboriginal and means work.":australian
"Specifically, yakka comes from the Yagara indigenous language.":australian
"Oh my bogan day, I've only done ten! This is so boring! I'm just plopping in an aussie word like bogan here and there, it sucks!":australian
"I feel so sorry to whomever is reading this, if someone is, it's a lot of yakka.":australian
"And yes, I do mean that's it's both hard yakka to write and hard yakka to read.":australian
"I like the work yakka, it makes me think of appa from avatar legend of aang.":australian
"Fuck I'm so mentally worn out, why did I procrastinate so much, I'm such a bludger.":australian
"Seriously, I procrastinated my exam prep to like a week and a half before the date like a bogan. And it was pushed back a week!":australian
"And then I procrastinate this, my major project, until literal days before it's due, like a dumbass yobbo!":australian
"I haven't even started my cyber assignment yet, it's due in less than a week from now, I'm such a nork.":australian
"I'm not going to say what nork means here, but I will say that it's australian, and excellent.":australian
"It's excellence does not mean you want to be called a nork, for instance spoons are excellent, but being called one is not good.":australian
"At least I think being called a spoon is bad, it's in my lexicon of mild insults for people who irk me, like yobbos.":australian
"Or maybe bogans.":australian
"Honestly I don't have any real prejudices against a group of people, like bogans or yobbos or anything.":australian
"I've never understoon it, the desire to think poorly of people you don't know, so what if someones a yobbo? A yobbo is still a person.":australian
"But I digress, I'm finally at the end of this cruel and unusual punishment of my own making, nork that I am.":australian}
